Friday, December 08, 2006

I Am A Sleepist

I do a lot of sleeping.
I work for a company that produces medicines for the world and my role is to test their sleeping pills.
My official title is Sleepist, and I have been a professional Sleepist for 8 years.
I am awake for only a few hours a day - usually between 1 and 3 in the morning.
Obviously I'm looking for someone who is free during those hours.
The facility I work at is not in central London, but not far from, and as I'm usually hooked up to a catheter, a heart monitor and various other life giving gadgets, you'd probably need to live nearby as I'm really not supposed to remove them.
Because of this I'm not really mobile.
You could meet me at the facility for sparkling water and vitamin supplements (I'm really not allowed to have proper food but I'm sure the canteen people could arrange to leave you some kind of sandwich and a packet of crips).
I am mostly looking for company.
Most of the information from my tests and experiments are taken while I sleep, and I've been doing it so long that it only takes me a few short minutes to do my written reports.
It would be nice to have a chat to someone about world affairs before my 2:45 dose of trecphylinin.
I'm more of a listener than a talker, a life of near permanent slumber means that there's a lot of the world I'm missing out on.
Perhaps you could bring in a newspaper for me as they wont let me have one here.
Late at night they wouldn't notice.
And perhaps I could give you some mail to post for me and they seem to forget to send mine.
Much love.x


Blogger Oscar Grillo said...

Life is short and a complete shit.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Boris Hiestand said...

oh man this is brilliant! please DO post responses when they're serious, even though you might want to consider privacy.. lol

10:15 AM  
Blogger mr-dunn* said...

well..i've got a new blog to add to my list...'kin brilliant.

1:29 PM  

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